Me: Oh, I had French Toast, but I’m still hungry. I’ll eat a burger.
*10 minutes later*
Me: Shouldn’t have eaten the burger. Very, very not good idea.
“You’re going to die normal”
yeah or a caR CRASH BECAUSE DEAN NEVER LOOKS AT THE GODDAMN ROAD
Ironically, the one time there was a car accident it was Sam driving
Only semi-related: but does anyone else have terrible anxiety when a fictional character isn’t looking at the road while driving? Most of the time they don’t crach, but when I let my guard down…