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Office by Alex Penny

I'm an English Writing and Women's Studies dual major. I'm a feminist, a Whovian, and a writer.

I LOVE River Song and I LOATHE Rose Tyler. Also, I don't like Regina Mills and the fact that she systematically raped Graham, but the writers make light of it because she's "hot." These things will be blatantly clear on my Tumblr. If you can't handle that, it would be best not to follow me in the first place. I do not hold back about the things I love and hate.

Also, important note: I am NOT a spoiler free blog!

It is what it is and if you decide to follow me anyway, welcome! <3

May 12, 2013 8:38 pm

So there are three cats across the street from me: a silver/black one (George), a black one (Bob), and an orange one. Bob and Goerge belong to the same owner and they’re always doing everything together and the orange one lives next door to them. Then there’s this angry little dog that occasionally goes around the neighborhood barking, growling, and chasing people. One time he got into George and Bob’s yard and they snuck up and chased his ass out. I’ve decided that George and Bob are the Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert of the neighborhood cats, the orange one is Conan, and the dog is Bill O’Reilly.

Really, though, it’s hilarious the way George and Bob back each other up when they’re sneaking up on something. Especially the way they chased that dog out of the yard. You just had to be there.

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March 14, 2013 11:38 pm

Just watched Ian Edwards on “Conan” and my mouth hurts from laughing so hard at the sleepwalking friend jokes.

10:11 pm

Matthew Fox: We had a crick running through the place and in the winter it would freeze up and it was a real problem for the place so we'd have to blow that and uh...
Conan O'Brien: That's the coolest thing I've ever heard! Part of your childhood to, "I've gotta go blow up that creek!"
Matthew Fox: Yeah, it was amazing.
Conan O'Brien: That's fantastic!
Matthew Fox: Crick. Crick.
Conan O'Brien: *holds up hand* Creek.
Matthew Fox: Crick.
Conan O'Brien:
Matthew Fox:
Conan O'Brien: Don't make me get my dynamite.
Me: You tell him, Conan!